Smurfed 

To get slapped across the cheeks by a penis till they turn blue.

OMG, his cheecks are blue, he has been 'Smurfed'!

Smurfed by Matthew B December 5, 2004

Papa Smurf 

A little blue fuck that likes to have his ass licked by bitches.

Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?
Yeah, lick my ass, bitch!

Papa Smurf by Tonysharp5643 October 7, 2010

smurf bukkake

Smurf bukkake is ultra dank bud. It is called such because it is so covered in crystals it looks like the smurfs got together for a bukkake session and came all over your bud.

It has nothing to do with the color of the smurfs, just that they're really small.

And homosexual.

"Fuck dude, this shit is fucking dank. How much did it cost you?"

"$25 a gram man."

"WHAT A RIP OFF!!"

"You want to smoke smurf bukkake, you've got to pay for smurf bukkake."

smurf bukkake by Rizzo Repulsive December 15, 2006

Smurf Juice 

An alcoholic beverage, popular among high-schoolers and college students. Lots of sugar and flavor makes the alcohol hard to taste. Contains:
1 2-litre of Diet Mountain Dew
1 packet of any blue Kool-Aid
1 Fifth of Vodka

"Damn man, I got dumped. Mix some Smurf Juice and lets get tore up."

Smurf Juice by Chainer April 24, 2006

Papa smurf 

The kink name of a real nigga

“Oh papa smurf spit in my asshole some more

Papa smurf by Runnin_0n_empty February 8, 2018

Smurfing

Attempting to hide your identity from administrators and peers by creating a secret account; in gaming culture, this often occurs after being blacklisted under a previous name.

Smurfing is my only option, after getting banned for accidentally killing my teammate in Rainbow Six Siege!

Smurfing by Remie D Gaming May 7, 2017

tennesse smurf 

act of fucking doggy style in a port a john and just before you nut stick it in her ass and push her head in the blue water,,,,,,,,, na na na na na na na na na na na..

my boy has done the tennesse smurf and the alaskan pipeline at the same time

tennesse smurf by killa cali euro March 8, 2009