The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.

Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

tea sippin rats

Scummy British people moochin off the hard work you’ve done.

Yo these tea sippin rats just freeloaded my ass; I understand why they banned guns over there.

Man these tea sippin rats just jacked my song. Fuckin scummy.

by Mayor Bacon September 7, 2020

Skimping

when a amateur, hood rat weed dealer is broke and gives you less then what you paid for or runs off with your money.

Jackboys been skimping everyone around the block.

by ytsanbes September 28, 2017

sippin wires

You're in contact with the feds.

Yo Samir you sippin wires

by Jamshidsamir December 29, 2021

Simping

When someone is in their feelings or simply reminiscing a time, place, or person, that causes them to fall into a sad mood.

Maria: Why are you always playing sad music?
Alex: Shut up! I’m simping.

by Tsxluv.simp March 6, 2018

simping

Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.

A simp is someone who will stop at nothing to get someone else to be with them. This guy, gal, or non-binary pal will do everything in their power to impress the other person and show themselves off. Sometimes, the person who is simping will be so obsessed with the other person that they will start to follow them around and BECOME that other person.

Thus, simping means that that the person is actively being a simp.

Edward was simping so hard for Pam, he took off his shirt in math class to show her how jacked he was.

J: Hey, where is Edward?
K: He is probably outside Pam's house simping.

by Stuffy UH March 2, 2020

Sipping Clean

Drinking one type of drink, instead of a cocktail or a mix of two types of drinks.

1: Wut ya drankin'?
2: Tequila
1: Tequila Sunrise?
2: Naa, I Sip Clean

by Illy August 31, 2004