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Sidewalk

A Pedestrian Obstacle Course. Sometimes doubles as a Homeless Storage Facility. Despite the plea of a Traffic Cop in the small Privileged Caucasian Town of White Falls, Snowmen are prohibited from using the Sidewalk due to their ongoing prank of sticking their arms which are Tree Branches into the spokes of passing Bicyclists and laugh as they flip over their handlebars.
Traffic Cop: “You should really stick to the Sidewalk! You’re lucky I was here to step in!”

Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”
by Fros T Snowman December 20, 2018
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opposite-sidewalks stroll

Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.
Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.
by QuacksO August 20, 2018
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sidewalk stomp

When you put someone's upper teeth on a sidewalk and you stomp on the back of their head.
1: HEY GAYBOY WHATCHA DOIN YOU STUPID HOMO
2: Shut up or I'll give you a sidewalk stomp.
by kaycee the sword August 31, 2018
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Sidewalk Fishing

The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.
Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.

I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.

I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.
by Goatmangold September 2, 2022
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Sidewalk Baptism

Similar in effect to the spiritual cleansing or rebirth of denominations which practice Water Baptism, Sidewalk Baptisms differ in that they are spontaneous, involuntary, and predicated by violence.

A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.

You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
"Start behaving yourself before you earn a sidewalk baptism."
by Vodik_VDK October 19, 2022
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sidewalk serpent

Prostitute who spends time on the clock on sidewalks not to be mistaken for a lot lizard.
Did you see that Sidewalk Serpent in front of Burger King!
by Yohnny69 March 8, 2022
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Sidewalk sale

Someone who constantly walks up and down the sidewalk showing off their body to sell it for a ‘sale’ than a regular sex worker
Damn, look at that sidewalk sale. Or, I got this fuck at the sidewalk sale.
by Sjgiles May 14, 2021
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