sidewalk victim

a person who slips on ice mostly on sidewalks.

she was a sidewalk victim because she slipped on some ice outside.

by mlg198723 February 28, 2011

sidewalk stomp

When you put someone's upper teeth on a sidewalk and you stomp on the back of their head.

1: HEY GAYBOY WHATCHA DOIN YOU STUPID HOMO
2: Shut up or I'll give you a sidewalk stomp.

by kaycee the sword August 31, 2018

Sidewalk Inspector

People on heroin or other opiates who bend over and “inspect” the sidewalks.

Oh shit, there’s a sidewalk inspector! Glad he’s keeping the streets clean.

by chiguy2024 April 18, 2024

Sidewalk Buffer

The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").

Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer

You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!

by Burkeley Hunt August 24, 2008

sidewalk susan

A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.

This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.

by Mackenzie scout August 4, 2021

sidewalk pigeon

Girls that are walking along the sidewalk getting cat calls from people inside their vehicles.

Roll the window down real quick so I can holla at these sidewalk pigeons!!

by Daniel does January 15, 2025

sidewalk bible

When your walking down the street and you see a bible on the ground; god thought you could use one

"I saw a sidewalk bible last night, god must have known about last night."

by Alice Renmont January 17, 2018