Short Arms, Long pockets

When someone has money but is to tight to share it.

Noob: Hey Dude, Want to buy the next round of drinks

V-Rex: Nah, it's cool man i have not got enough money.

Noob: God, Such Short Arms, Long pockets.

by Dont Ponce, You freeloader June 11, 2009

Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear

by -Mary&Danny May 4, 2015

short haired chinita gf

A recent trend that gone famous in the year 2020, in the Philippines. Male Filipino single teens use this word when they remember that they're still single; and a short haired chinita gf is the specific female that they want, though its really just a joke.

Filipino boy 1: "Man, I'm tired of being single already. I just want a short haired chinita gf that'll take care of me."

Filipino boy 2: "Bro, I'm hoping the same thing but that's too impossible. Lets just hope someone will still love us, lol."

by r4isins 4 breakf4st September 29, 2020

Short People Day

Every year on September 2nd it is Short People Day and on that day for everyone under 5'5 gets 5 bucks from people who are taller than 5'5

Short Person: time to go get rich from Short People Day

by SkyzTheGuy July 28, 2021

short fuse

a short temper(see also; have a short fuse)

My dad has frequently has a short fuse.

by Light Joker October 10, 2004

short and curlies

Your pubes.

I have crabs in my short and curlies! They are making my taint itch.

by T May 25, 2004

short bus

A bus that people who can't spell derogatory take.

If you can't spell derogatory then you probably ride the short bus.

by W December 21, 2004