Shit House Fucked Up

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.
Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!
by Rusty Dalton July 29, 2008
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shit-slop-fuck-mess

This is simular to shut up the fuck, as it was originally used in a fit of rage to describe an unkept room.
Hey! Get up! Quit laying around in your shit-slop-fuck-mess and clean up this shithole!
by gordoncharly August 11, 2006
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shit-ass fuck stick

The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis
by von groovy September 15, 2019
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fuck shit

1) the replacement of a word like shit, or damn.

2) an insult.
1) *trip and fall* ah fuck shit!

2) you stupid fuck shit!
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As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.
Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."
by Chainsaw22 September 14, 2007
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fuck-shit-piss

When your giving anal and the receiving participator shits onto the penis of the giver who then proceeds to piss out shitty piss into the receivers mouth.
Giver- Yeah that feels so goooood
Receiver- It feels, TO good!
*Receiver excretes from anus*
Receiver- Oh no I'm so sorry!
Giver- Its no problem, I'm used to it. Why dont you suck all the shit off?, we can do a good ol' fuck-shit-piss!
Receiver- Sounds like a plan!
by The Giver Not the receiver! January 11, 2012
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