secks

The way geeks spell something they will never get.

3y3 w4nt t3h 53ck5!

by urbandictionary.com May 23, 2004

sectional erection

state when only half of the penis becomes hard, preferably the middle half

She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.

by a&w May 12, 2006

spects

Short for "respect(s)"
To show respect or to thank someone.

Person 1: "Yo, you cool if I grab one of your beers?"
Person 2: "Yeah."
Person 1: "Spects."

by ritaritaa October 24, 2009

youtube comments section

basically a cancerous, autistic ridden wasteland full of fags making "type of nigga", "was about to", and other terrible over-used jokes, followed by replys of "W"s and "L"s. This occurs mostly on Birdmans youtube videos

yo those fags having a real life youtube comments section flame war

by IGotUrBackBirdman July 24, 2016

flute section

a section in a marching band that contains mostly girls and a few guys with arterial motives. they seem normal but anyone who in it will realize that they are extremely naughty, weird, nasty, perverted and conduct bizarre rituals that are unnecessary and disgusting. but they do consist mainly of the hottest girls in the band and most skilled players. they refer to themselves as fluties.

clarinet section: i wish i was as hot as the flutes.
male flutist: why did i join this section? oh ya that's why.
flute section leader: this Saturday is our annual secret initiation ritual.

by kingoffluties November 3, 2013

secksay

(uncommon) Net-slang for "sexy". Also can be used as "cool" or anything with an equivilant to that.

Ex#1: Man that guy's secksay..

Ex#2: My new shirt is so secksay. ^~

by Me May 5, 2003

Front Row Seats

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.

As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"

by Wizzle Baby October 7, 2009