If a person is in the sitting position and needs to elevate themselves they can use fecal matter to help. A person must excrete fecal matter in the sitting position and it causes the person to rise in the seat. The booster seat often causes a squirming sensation.
by Teamcletus September 07, 2018
When a female is on her period, her period blood soaks through her pants and leaves a pink, or red, mark on the seat she was sitting in.
Guy 1: So dude, did you ask her out yet?
Guy 2: Nah, i saw that she left a pink seat when she got up to turn her homework in during class, and it was a total turn-off.
Guy 2: Nah, i saw that she left a pink seat when she got up to turn her homework in during class, and it was a total turn-off.
by browntrousers February 21, 2009
The seat at an event you always seem to find yourself in. A seat where directly in front of you is either a pillar, or an obnoxiously fat or tall person. The obstruction is set in such a way that you cannot see what is going on. The worst part is something truly amazing happens, and you can't see.
It is a reference to The Cubs Wrigley Field, where this is the case with every seat, every time you go.
It is a reference to The Cubs Wrigley Field, where this is the case with every seat, every time you go.
Tom: Did you see that point in the concert where those two naked chicks totally started making out on stage, and then the monopoly guy started throwing free money out into the crowd, and then Jimi Hendrix came back from the dead to rip one killer last riff...
Dave: No, I had a motherfuckin Wrigley Seat...
Tom: You poor bastard.
Dave: No, I had a motherfuckin Wrigley Seat...
Tom: You poor bastard.
by Justin 2122 December 07, 2009
by sug172 May 15, 2010
To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.
N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?
Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 09, 2005
by WHINDMAN January 14, 2011
The results of being a new male inmate. The new inmate finds them self being used for the sexual gratification of other inmates, causing injuries to the anus.
The new inmate after a night in the Holding Tank found himself standing with his back to the rear of the cell, because he was unable to sit because of suffering from jail seat.
by I got Rossed December 28, 2008