safety screen

Another safe website or program you have open, so that when you are looking at a dirty site or NSFW material you can quickly switch/exit to that window, making you look perfectly innocent. Casually whistle when a person looks at your screen for added effect. Best for people with quick reflexes.

I was looking at porn today, but luckily I tabbed to my safety screen when my boss walked by.

by luckynumberseven January 29, 2008

Screen-dropping

1. When someone sitting near you stares at your screen. Especially annoying when using Facebook, AIM, or sites that have 'sketchy' advertisements. This is similar to eavesdropping.

OMG, I was sitting in class the other day having an intense conversation on AIM, and the person next to me started screen-dropping...so annoying

by fizzeh February 25, 2009

Screen Queen

Those porno nude-slut wall papers that often have a great big whore showing off some skin

John: Did you find Jason's computer yet?
Chris: Yeah man, he's got one of those Screen Queens

by Le bass wuber April 28, 2013

Screen Burn

A permanent discoloration of areas on an electronic display such as a cathode ray tube (CRT) display or computer display monitor or television set caused by cumulative non-uniform usage of the pixels.

Screen Savers are designed to fight of screen burn.

My security camera monitor is screen burned in so much that I can see it even when not powered on.

by FUFULIGHTNING September 22, 2014

screen schvitz

Sweat or make-up residue built-up on the screen of a smart phone.

I couldn't make out the photo on her phone because it was clouded by screen schvitz.

by Mediarazzi December 1, 2014

Screen-genes

The dry residue of sperm left on the screen of a smartphone or iPad after masturbation.

John was unable to play Fruit Ninja properly because of all the screen-genes.

by brandeberger January 26, 2015

Screen Vacation

Going on a vacation but spending all of your time looking at sites through the screen of your camera phone.

"It was a lovely screen vacation, I took 2000 photos of the Eiffel Tower."

by thesicks November 24, 2016