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SCP 096

Deadly humanoid figure about {2.38} meters tall.He is an eulucid class so he's is hard to catch or put back in his cage.I prefer you DON'T stare at him because if you do he will enter an emotional state if you look at him.After looking at his face he will hear or see scremes of death and hiding his face for about 20 seconds then he will chase you or whoever looks at him and kill them instantly one after another.If you see 096 and he is screming RUN!
Scp means Secure,Contain,Protect and scp 096 is the deadly humanoid figure in the foundation.
by handle mann April 14, 2022
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Scp-ezrah220

Once upon a time in Jackson, Michigan, there existed a peculiar Dunkin' Donuts that opened its doors at the unusual hour of 4:30 in the morning on Thanksgiving. Locals whispered about the mysterious SCP-Ezrah220 associated with this establishment, a designation that added an air of mystique to the humble coffee shop.

Legend had it that every Thanksgiving, a red-headed boy who entered the Dunkin' Donuts would emerge with extraordinary powers. The town buzzed with stories of these superpowers ranging from telekinesis to the ability to control time. The only catch was that the powers were said to last only for the duration of Thanksgiving day.

Curious locals would gather outside the Dunkin' Donuts in the early morning hours, hoping to catch a glimpse of the chosen red-headed boy who would receive the extraordinary gift. Parents whispered tales to their children, and the excitement in the air was palpable.

One Thanksgiving morning, a shy, red-headed boy named Owen stepped into the Dunkin' Donuts. As he ordered his favorite donut, the atmosphere inside the shop seemed to shimmer with an otherworldly energy. The cashier, a knowing smile on her face, handed Owen his donut, and in that moment, he felt a surge of power coursing through him.

Dunkin' Donuts continuing its enigmatic tradition year after year. Locals cherished the magical moments, grateful for the mysterious powers that added a touch of wonder to their Thanksgiving celebrations in the quaint town of Jackson, Michigan.
by Doctor Bob MD. November 22, 2023
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scp-055-de-j

its ham

enjoy the ham
i love the ham
Random person with no life: scp-055-de-j is just ham
Ham: Ham
Random person with no life: H A M
by presidentobamaisgoodinbed January 22, 2023
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SCP

(noun)
The abbreviation for Secure, Contain, Protect or Secure, Conceal, Protect. (either one works.) A fictional foundation that contains strange anomalies throughout the world in an attempt to conceal them from the public in case they may cause any danger.
Person 1: Hey, check out what I found in the mail.
*Person 1 shows Person 2 an acceptance letter from the SCP Foundation.*
Person 2: You got hired at the SCP Foundation?!
by Nonery October 28, 2023
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SCP-3008

SCP-3008 is a regular Ikea but, the exit moves every day and the Ikea has employees that attack at night they are called SCP-3008-2

The Store is called 3008-1
A: hi
B: hi, do you know what SCP-3008 is?
A: is that a ripoff of 3008 on Roblox
B: No that is an SCP learn about it
A: can you explain
B go on urban dictionary and read it
A: okay
by hungarian grill November 8, 2023
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SCP

it doesn't exist. never has, and never will. ̶i̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶e̶x̶i̶s̶t̶ the SCP Foundation is not real. ̶(̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶R̶I̶G̶H̶T̶ ̶S̶T̶O̶P̶ ̶M̶E̶S̶I̶N̶G̶ ̶W̶I̶T̶H̶ ̶T̶H̶I̶S̶ ̶D̶A̶M̶N̶I̶T̶)̶
person 1: hey what's an SCP??
person 2: a SC-what now??
by SCP-3NTHUS14ST June 5, 2022
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SCP

SCP stands for Secure Contain Protect.

It is a secret global organization that deals with anomalous entities and anomalies ranging from creatures that can roam around freely without causing any harm, to world ending, reality bending monstrosities.

SCPs are classified into 5 distinct categories - Safe, Euclid, Thaumiel, Keter and Apollyon. The box metaphor can be used to describe these classes -

*You put an SCP in a box and leave it for a couple of minutes.

If you come back to see no change at all, it's classified Safe.
If you're not sure what happened, it's classified Euclid.
If the SCP is the box, it's classified Thaumiel.
If you come back and all hell breaks lose, it's classified Keter.
If there is no box and you should run as if your life depended on it, it's classified Apollyon.*

There are fucking thousands of these creatures and there's no telling when one of these fuckers will escape (breach containment) and cause an XK-Class end-of-the-world scenario or ZK-Class reality-failure scenario or some other world ending apocalypse.
You: That SCP is so cute.
Researcher: That's scp-999 aka the tickle monster, he's really popular around here.
by NotFaizen January 15, 2022
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