sack wearer

An obese female who wears a sack-like garment in a futile attempt to appear less vast. Often the sack has a hole cut in the top to display the contours of their massive norks. Few find this attractive.

"Hey look at that sack wearer! What a massive fatass!"

by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 30, 2007

sack swipe

To give your scrotum healthy swipes of a stick of deodorant between your nuts and thighs.

I knew I was too late for a sack swipe when I dropped my shorts to urinate and could smell my own nuts.

by Farkus Cluck May 10, 2008

Sack Sergeant

Another name for a penis.

The sack sergeant presides over the balls.

by Rob E. Beckett September 30, 2009

sack slide

1. An act within oral sex when the scrotum (sack) is licked continually up and down motion (sliding)

2. The act of travelling down an amusement slide on a sack

1. "I can make a guy ejaculate with a sack slide better than anyone else"

2. "Hey man, what are you up to tonight?"
"Heading over to Luna Park for the fun of a sack slide."

by Camicca October 7, 2011

sack bump

An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.

The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.

The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.

by JDirty September 27, 2013

sack rat

One who loves to sleep .
For example, He is a sack rat soldier, don't send him on a night task. 👀

I'm a big sack rat, I cant set up postpone my sleep 💤

by Surgoen to be✌ March 10, 2015

Sack Shift

If you look closely at your testicular pouch for just a few minutes you will notice subtle movement of the skin your not in control of. Must be done sitting or laying down.

Employee: Sir, you have to leave the movie theater
Me: Shut up! I'm trying to watch my sack shift

by Mr. Theado June 19, 2016