rum rape

when you get absolutely shitfaced on rum and you decide to have intercourse with someone else whilst not getting there permission

“Oi did you hear what went down at the party last weekend?”

“I heard Tommy the mad lad rum raped Emma the bitch”

rum rape by cambg December 18, 2023

rum fudge 

A questionable culinary experiment wherein one first administers a generous portion of rum via rectal infusion, allowing the body’s natural processes to work their mysterious magic, before later harvesting the resulting “fudge”—a substance best left uneaten but occasionally contemplated by the most daring of gastronomic pioneers.

I fancy a Rum Fudge at the airport on Monday morning.

rum fudge by Felchet February 6, 2025

rum, bum and baccy 

Rum, bum and baccy.
(Referring to cigarettes, alcohol and questionable sexual activity).
A term used to describe a heterosexual man’s fictional days in the navy - usually with great fondness.

“…talking of sailing Sid, did I tell you I was in the navy? Ahh, the good old days of rum, bum and baccy”

rum, bum and baccy by Scottis February 15, 2025

rum tuck

a term used by alcohlics $ rum lovers who like to hide their rum in a secret spot so it doesn’t get lost

let me just do a rum tuck here and we are good

rum tuck by 1Shot Duke May 26, 2025

Rum Cove 

Formerly a phrase meaning someone’s either bit odd or untrustworthy,the former being explicit and the latter being implic,it has now become a code phrase especially on the web for incitement to kill,usually used by people on the militant right about far-leftists.

That Femi’s a bit of a rum cove.

Rum Cove by The Thegn of Tottington September 12, 2025

Rum-furious

The final comedown stage of rum rage when you have put the world to rights, all is safe in your section, but you are still rum-furious with the original issue that caused rum rage, but you're too rum-addled to give a flying fuck

The online scammers literally tried to fleece me of over 3k earlier but now I'm too rum-furious to give one!

Rum-furious by Bedraggled mermaid April 7, 2026

Why is the rum gone?

1: Because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.

2: Because that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?

2003: Elizabeth Swann "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

See Also: But why is the rum gone?

But... why is the rum gone??

Why is the rum gone? by Foxinatomy July 20, 2012