Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit

To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.

According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.

Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off

After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.

by Stainless Steel Cat May 8, 2008

robert may

The most perfect man alive. He's sweet, caring, gentle, and nice. He's absolutely charming and can sweep you off your feet in minutes. He's fun to talk to and loves unconditionally. Usually tall with brown hair. Also can be a really big nerd.

Anastasia: have you met Robert may?

Autumn: yes. He's so dashing.

by Darth mauls big toe December 17, 2013

Robert Clack

Robert Clack is a well rated school in the Borough of Barking and Dagenham, named after the Dagenham mayor of the same name.

Person 1: What school are you going to

Person 2: Robert Clack Comprehensive

by CCRobertClack December 11, 2019

RobertDaNoob

a discord user (RobertDaNoob#7067).
He usually says surviv.io is the best io (jk its a piece of shet)
mysterious fire boy you wouldnt like to mess with

RobertDaNoob is sus

by notp_ October 4, 2021

cuban robbery

When you break into someone's house and steal all and only their food.

Yo Rob you want to go pull a cuban robbery on that waffle house?

by RickySikeman March 2, 2017

Robert Hamburger

The funny ass "kid" that wrote the book Real Ultimate Power about how sweet ninjas are.

Read the book, its fucking awesome

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Roberta

Best mom around. Robertas don't take no crap and are known love unconditionally. Often goes by name "Bobbie".

My mom Roberta is the bomb, but she'll cut you if you piss her off.

by better boy February 5, 2010