rob schneider

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:

- a woman

- an animal

- a carrot

- a stapler

- kenny

I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay

by dr. janus July 3, 2011

rob ford drunk

The act of getting intoxicated to the point of severe belligerence that you make terrible decisions i.e. Smoking crack cocaine

Stefan : I'm gonna go out and get rob ford drunk tonight

by Donkeypunch122 November 9, 2013

Rob Gronkowski

The most epic man ever to play for the New England Patriots.

Dude, did you Rob Gronkowski make that sweet catch and break through those defenders.

by RG87 December 31, 2011

Rob Beria

A mixed drink - vodka (Vladimir) + orange seltzer water + whole milk.

Nicole made us all Rob Berias last night and we all puked everywhere.

by Tristan Nicole March 7, 2011

Rob James-Collier

Most known for by his portrayal as the fabulous gay underbutler Thomas Barrow in the hit British soap opera, Downton Abbey. Also known as the sexiest and most perfect man alive.

Rob James-Collier... where do I even begin?

Well, he's stunning (see Vogue photoshoot)

His accent.... *fangirls uncontrollably*

Thomas... He is the master of sass, class, not to mention his excellent ass. He is the gorgeous gay underbutler who serves at Downton Abbey, is in love with Jimmy, and did I mention his perfection?

by Lil Zeus March 19, 2013

Rob Zombie

For 13 years Rob Zombie has been carving out a strange legacy of music in the world of rock, beginning in 1985 with the formation of his brainchild White Zombie. From the start, White Zombie was a bizarre hybrid of hardcore/punk aggression, Lower East Side art-damaged and hard rock thunder. As if that weren’t enough, these fixations were filtered through Mr. Zombie’s love of classic horror/sci-fi films, trash hot rod culture and generally, all things on the dark side.

Former White Zombie member Rob Zombie sought out to create music under his own name. With such hits as: 'Two Lane Blacktop' 'More Human Than Human' 'Super Beast' 'Dragula' 'Living Dead Girl' 'Demon Speeding' and 'Dead Girl Superstar'

His New, 1st, movie: 'House of 1000 Corpses'

by Swatkowski November 25, 2003

Rob Ford

Rob Ford
verb

To consume a fifth of alcohol in 3 minutes, chased with Gatorade.

Popularized by disgraced Toronto mayor and local addict, Rob Ford.

A: Whatcha doing this Friday?

B: Probably going to Rob Ford some vodka and pass out.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm November 15, 2013