Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
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a dumb thot who smells like cats and dove deodorant she always has a new hoe every month but when she feels like it she’s loyal
hey is that an alli rios she’s stupid
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stealing small , pointless doodads from hottopic , spencers or the dollar store,
"where did yah get that necklace ,you just said you have no money?"

"waaaait , you were pulling a rio that whole time??"
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A person from Mexico who is in the United States Illegaly
If Jose is stopped by the cops he could be deported for being a Rio Grande Surfer
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Make a statement which makes the speaker appear stupid or of limited intelligence.
Stop talking Rio son, the Earth is not flat and it's idiotic to suggest fans should buy their football club.
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