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Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
by Whiteeyebrows November 27, 2011
a dumb thot who smells like cats and dove deodorant she always has a new hoe every month but when she feels like it she’s loyal
by bathroom April 20, 2019
"where did yah get that necklace ,you just said you have no money?"
"waaaait , you were pulling a rio that whole time??"
"waaaait , you were pulling a rio that whole time??"
by vincev411ska May 30, 2009
by Dominick Rios September 25, 2019
by Charles Sm1th October 25, 2011
Stop talking Rio son, the Earth is not flat and it's idiotic to suggest fans should buy their football club.
by MagicMag March 25, 2021