Crusty Rio

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.

(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"

Crusty Rio by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011

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crustyringfinger

crustyringfinger is a really cool guy on tiktok, he’s also really handsome.

Man, have you seen crustyringfinger’s tiktok?

Nah bro, my mom made me clean the ceilings 🙄

crustyringfinger by LuckyLeese June 20, 2021

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crustyringfinger

Crustyringfinger is a really cool guy who makes funny tiktoks. Hes also really handsome

Have you watched the latest Crustyringfinger tiktok?

Nah bro, my mom made me clean our ceilings 🙄

crustyringfinger by LuckyLeese June 20, 2021

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crustyringfinger

crustyringfinger is a really cool guy on tiktok, he’s also really handsome.

Man, have you seen crustyringfinger’s tiktok?

Nah bro, my mom made me clean the ceilings 🙄

crustyringfinger by LuckyLeese June 20, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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