Crusty Rio

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.

(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"

Crusty Rio by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011

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crustyringfinger

crustyringfinger is a really cool guy on tiktok, he’s also really handsome.

Man, have you seen crustyringfinger’s tiktok?

Nah bro, my mom made me clean the ceilings 🙄

crustyringfinger by LuckyLeese June 20, 2021

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crustyringfinger

Crustyringfinger is a really cool guy who makes funny tiktoks. Hes also really handsome

Have you watched the latest Crustyringfinger tiktok?

Nah bro, my mom made me clean our ceilings 🙄

crustyringfinger by LuckyLeese June 20, 2021

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crustyringfinger

crustyringfinger is a really cool guy on tiktok, he’s also really handsome.

Man, have you seen crustyringfinger’s tiktok?

Nah bro, my mom made me clean the ceilings 🙄

crustyringfinger by LuckyLeese June 20, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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