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National Homie Rimjob Day 

Licking your homie's ass is aloud on this day without it being gay.

Any year on June 9th, you can go ham on a homie!
Hey Joe, can I eat your ass?

Joe would then say: Go for it man! It's National Homie Rimjob Day.

A Classy rimjob 

Receiving a rimjob while wearing a top hat and smoking a cigar.
A classy rimjob/ John’s hat and cigar were the only things he could find to wear for a rimjob party

FIRE ANTS RIMJOB 

It is the best way to STRIKE UP a wonderful rapport with FIRE ANTS.
I need to tell THE CHAINSMOKERS that a FIRE ANTS RIMJOB is a no fail NATURAL SEX ACT of forever attraction of these very intelligent creatures.

Poseidon's RimJob 

When you take a shit and the water splashes so hard directly on your asshole that it becomes clean enough you don't have to wipe anymore.
Joe: Have you ever used a bidet?
Jeff: I didn't need it, i got the Poseidon's RimJob!
Poseidon's RimJob by Quiry January 3, 2023

Peanut Butter Rimjob 

To slather peanut butter over another mans ass and hole (PREFERABLY A MAN BUT COULD BE A WOMAN), and to slowly, sensually lick it all up.
Mike gave me a crunchy "Peanut Butter Rimjob" last night, my asshole is bleeding like the dickens!
"Damn man"

Locally Sourced Rimjob 

A form of self pleasure involving licking ones own anus.
Have you ever had a locally sourced rimjob?

Locally sourced rimjobs taste better than from those from foreign countries.