Reuben

Reuben is an all round great guy, he would give anyone the world if he had the chance because in his mind everyone comes first before himself. He always tries to help anyone even if he doesn’t know what to do like the least he can do is listen and that’s what he’s best at. If there is someone upset he will just blame it on himself even if he knows it’s not his fault. He isn’t the smartest but he always tries his best even if he knows he will fail. There is soo much stuff I could say about a Reuben but there is too much stuff he does that makes people happy. Finally anyone would be silly to fuck up things with him even though he is very forgiving it’ll be hard to get him back if you lose him because he cares about soo many people and some people he really really cares about and he would be devastated if he found out that they were just using him for anything so no matter what please just please don’t hurt him or anything cause if you loose him you have basically lost the memories and happiness he can bring to you.

#Reuben’s are the best
#LOVEREUBEN

Omg Reuben brings me soo much happiness and I don’t know where I would be right now if it wasn’t for him coming into my life and literally just asking if I’m ok.

by Nothing but true facts April 22, 2022

Reuben Moment

When someone crushes on a new girl every day.

Oi he’s crushing on Saskia now, such a Reuben moment

by Dodzy06 March 4, 2023

our high school reunion

Your high school reunion goals will vary.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.

Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."

by Mr Special September 10, 2018

A redneck reunion

When many members of the same family have an orgy

My cousins came over and we had a redneck reunion

by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016

relbia

a magical place, near launceston tasmania. where natives feel free to hunt with spears, while ferals shoot up with reusable syringes.. has 4 sections, youngtown area where the native ferals live, normal relbia where i live, rich relbia with massive houses and pools and tennis courts with snobby rich people, then there is norwood end where it is pretty normal just like my area..
natives are more commonly know as relbos, like ravenswood people are called ravo's, lol
NEVER VISIT RELBIA

person 1: lets go to relbia!!
person 2: sure i have always wanted aids and how to learn to spear a sea gull!

by RELBO! April 23, 2008

Rebinovs

A Russian who lives off of a vodka and kebab diet. A large, indestructible man with the strength of 1000 bears.

"Wow. That guy sure is drinking a lot at this party"
"That's because he's a Rebinovs. Don't piss him off, he's Russian"

by Mcsamith June 29, 2017

spam reunion

The reunion of two people that occurs because one of their online accounts has been compromised and sends spam to the other, resulting in the other to reply and reconnect to the first person.

Joe receives email advertising "Make your penis 20X larger with just one pill!" from an old acquaintance, Bob.
Joe replies to Bob: "Hey Bob - looks like your email got hacked. How have you been, man? The family is well, I hope? I just started a new job down in the valley - it's going pretty well. We should catch up over drinks sometime."
Bob replies: "Thanks for the heads up, Joe. I changed my email password. I'm excited to see you for a spam reunion."

by weyus September 25, 2013