Republican

The Republican Party is a group of useless, self-serving fuckwits who believe that the only people who deserve to live are rich, white, Christian, straight, Americans with only one genital member. They also believe that the only animals that deserve to live are either human beings or wild game for hunting. Republicans tend to believe that unborn embryos are not allowed to be killed, even if they are found in 12-year-old girls. On the other side of the coin, they will send possibly disabled men through the draft system into Iraq, where the only thing we should be doing there is helping to rebuild the country. And all the while, all our "President" Bush is doing is twaddling his half-incher. Democrats, on the other hand, have a good amount of self-respect and discipline, and are interested in the education of today's children (Ex. Special Ed, Sex Ed, Gifted programs) and how the middle and lower class people manage to survive with the little money they are given so single fathers have to feed six children and a cat and pay for the rich people's taxes that the Republicans force on them along with their own on a budget of a few dollars a month. But Republicans don't give a fuck whatsoever. Republicans are responsible for Causing the Great Depression, Keeping the Great Depression going strong, the Watergate Scandal, the assassination of JFK (Lee Harvey Oswald was, indeed, a republican,) Global Warming, and many other problems. In short, Republicans are the bane of the Earth and will in turn destroy it. Republicans are on hand-walking themselves to Hell.

Republicans suck.

by Sodium Thallium E October 3, 2008

Republican threesome

A threesome that doesn't involve nudity or penetration.

We invited her back to my place for a Republican threesome, I kissed her while he fondled & caressed her over her clothes.

by the wicked chica November 18, 2009

pink republicans

1. Gay boy band based in the bay area.

2. Group of republicans that are gay.

Hernan is the lead member of the Pink Republicans.

The arm of the Republican party that is gay is the pink republicans.

by jaime penny October 15, 2006

Republican

The closest form of human zombie in existence.

Model of Comparison between Republican and Zombie:
Brainless-both
Angry- both
Homophobic- Just Republicans
Racist- also just Republicans

According to legend both also carry very small penises.

by uzi killer September 19, 2011

Republicunt

A republican who thinks anything that doesn't support the right wing agenda is fake news, liberal trash, and identity politics.

"Man did you see that republicunt who commented fake news on the parkland shooting news video."

"Yeah, what an asshole."

by HEISOD September 26, 2018

Redneck Republican

Someone who bases their conservative "God, Guns and Guts" value system on wisdom gained while earning their GED, listening to Rush, and conversing with other "Patriots" at Bubba's Gun and Knife Show. Someone who is big on Law and Order except for drunk driving, pouching, and child support laws.
Someone who is pissed off about tax dollars spent on Welfare even though they have worked under the table most their lives.

“Do you believe that guy? He’s got “Vote Bush”, “Pro-Life”, “NRA” and “Eat Road Kill” bumper stickers on the back of that loud rusty pickup. What a redneck republican”.

by Enfomoco November 11, 2008

Republican hippie

A hippie soul with Republican views. Most people would find this individual rare since he/she is most likely Pro Green and Anti War but Pro Life and wants to give the homeless jobs. Yes Republican hippies are quite a rare sight since this person would most likely come in a meeting with tie dye suit and talk about financial economics with a joint in their hand. And they are also the person that would do their very best to honor American Veterans the best way that they can.

Guy 1: Hey what's with the chick in hippie attire going around waving an American flag and singing Lee Greenwood?

Guy 2: She must be a Republican hippie.

Guy 1: Makes sense!

by Republican hippie June 4, 2017