Sender's Remorse

The emotion experienced when one immediatley regrets sending an Instant Message (IM) Usually in reference to ex-girlfriend/boyfriend or annoying friend. Usually happens when the sender is short on sleep or has succumbed to their emotional instability.

I just sent an Instant Message to an ex-girlfriend in hopes of repairing a friendship, but now I realize that having done so will probably make the situation worse and

by Nick Samuelson April 6, 2005

flirter's remorse

when, after flirting with another individual while under the influence of an outside substance (alcohol, music, atmosphere, etc), you encounter said individual and regret your previously flirtatious actions; this feeling can be especially strong when "hanging out" was suggesting, and said individual attempts to make a later encounter occur.

Mark: I just saw that girl from the party and she asked for my number so we could go to a movie.
Alex: You should have never talked to her, man.
Mark: I know. Total flirter's remorse

by MerP not MaP January 26, 2009

poster's remorse

The regretful feeling one gets after posting a message, comment or UD definition online that cannot be removed.

"I kind of have poster's remorse about calling that guy on youtube a bitch for liking Sum 41 last night, he might not realize I was kidding..."

by your mom's anarchy April 6, 2008

Remus Lupin

Werewolf, former professor, once friends with James Potter, (the all-sexy)Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew.

You can HAVE Remus Lupin! No one's stopping you, 'long as I've got my Siri.

by Padfoot's Stalker September 21, 2003

Remorse

rɪˈmors noun:

1) An uncomfortable sense of gnawing guilt, or deep regret for a past misdeed that can easily be avoided by not giving a fuck.

I briefly felt a tinge of remorse after sleeping with your wife, but then I thought "who gives a fuck?"....and went to the bar for a beer and karaoke.

by Shane C Gray December 18, 2012

remus

A statement of disagreement, the opposite of oath .

Person 1: "Going for long runs is so much fun"
Person 2: "Remus"

by a real fella June 10, 2018

Jackie's Remorse

Post-masturbation remorse for one's actions or sexual thoughts during the course of the masturbation.

Jonathan decided tasting his own cum would be hot, but after doing it he almost immediately had Jackie's remorse.

by Nov't April 10, 2009