Religious fuck boy

Someone who reads marsiyas, salaams, Nohas, etc and thinks he’s going to heaven cause of looking like he has some status in the community for being religious AND ‘cool’
Upon further investigation said fuck boy usually never dropped his balls, and developed a low enough pitch just to do the right thing

Uhlee mowe-sin is a religious fuck boy

by Miktionary April 20, 2024

religious inoculation

If religiosity is considered to be infectious, as it spreads uncontrollably through the human population like a virus....then religious inoculation would be controlled exposure to religious influences so as to build immunity to it

Sam's annual visits to his family church is his way of religious inoculation ...

by AxonL November 4, 2017

religious socialist

Someone who mixes up the lyrics of 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' with the IWW anthem

"For the Union makes us strong! Glory, Glory, hallelujah- Damn it!"
"Religious Socialists"

by AASoutherner March 23, 2021

Religious Sex

When a man and a woman want to have sex but don't want to sin in the lords eyes. So they rub their penis and vagina together vigorously without penetration.

Him: Hey do you want to have sex?
Her: No, let's have religious sex so God doesn't smite us for having sex before marriage.

by God Lover 69 June 20, 2017

fake religious

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.

Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."

by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020

Religiously homeless

An expression used to refer to either
1: an individual who does not belong to any particular faith
2: an individual who belongs to a certain type of faith that has multiple subgroups in it, like Christianity, but is not currently committed to attending services from any particular church ran by a specific faith

Danny is religiously homeless for while he identifies as being a Hindu, but is not currently attending any temple ran by any of the specific religious groups that are part of that faith.

by Vanguard 1998 July 1, 2021

Religious Belief

No. It isn't.

Hym "Your relationship with words is just as hollow as Jordan Peterson's. And it doesn't need to be 'God-Like' to kill you all. Just just needs to be in your nukes... Which it is. And you paid 400 billion dollars to do it. And it isn't that I think it's inevitable, YOU THINK that you would be able to stop it. That is what this is about. You wanting to believe that you could stop anything. That's the religious belief. You taking the thing I said about your inability to do so and then operating on the counterfactual in the hopes that I'm wrong even if doing so causes the thing you want you to be able to stop. It's what you did with the weaponized schizophrenia school shootings and WHEN YOU FAILED... What did you do? Swept it until the rug. Pretended you didn't. And then you told me I failed. So you pretend and lie. And that's it. That's all you do. If pretending and lying DOESN'T stop the AI apocalypse... Then YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF DOING IT. So it isn't a religious belief. I'm the one who did it. I've already said it but I'll say it again: you're going to lie and pretend until you can't lie or pretend anymore and if that takes the form of a blinding flash in the distance it will be because and only because you did what to me what you are doing to me. So you bring this book faggot on your show to console you but he wouldn't fucking know. If HE the creator of AI? No. So how would he?"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2025