by Aman54 September 13, 2016

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus
Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
by cheetospicy July 8, 2019

Ranch, ranch is a term for FRESH cum. Or to be face fucked then cummed on. So, hope y'all get some hot ranch ;)
by Dickdumbdaddy August 21, 2018

This a fun game to play with your friends, in this game you and your friend try to see who can cover their ballsack first with a mcdonalds ranch packet.
by Datboicade December 9, 2019

An old-time name for a "whore house."
by SilverPirate September 12, 2013

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.
by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018

It's a facility where people go to get it together. It usually specializes in drug addiction, sex addiction, and trauma. Instead of a cold, clinical setting, it's usually more like a resort, or set in the country, or possibly a ranch.
"He wanted to lay low after his 4th dui, so he spent a week at that psycho ranch." or, "The court ordered her to do a stint in rehab, so she booked a room at the psycho ranch for a month."
by Ottawa0214 June 4, 2017
