ranch gang

people who are actively seeking more ranch

dude 1 bro you got the ranch

dude 2 you know it!!! im ranch gang!!!!

by bruh meme September 30, 2020

Hot Ranch

Ranch, ranch is a term for FRESH cum. Or to be face fucked then cummed on. So, hope y'all get some hot ranch ;)

Dude I spilt my hot ranch all over her face last night.

by Dickdumbdaddy August 21, 2018

re-ranching

The art of applying more ranch after the initial serving has been devoured.

After I used ranch for half of my omelette, I had to begin re-ranching because I ran out.

by TrentBalenciaga May 5, 2009

Copper Ranch

Substance that drips out of the anus after ejaculation has happened inside the rectum during anal sex.

You should probably check there is no copper ranch before you toss someone's salad.

by Urbanscholar48 May 24, 2018

Ranch pussy

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.

Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy

by cheetospicy July 8, 2019

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“Fuck off, I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018

Ranch Wars

This a fun game to play with your friends, in this game you and your friend try to see who can cover their ballsack first with a mcdonalds ranch packet.

"Man this sucks ryan just beat me in Ranch Wars

by Datboicade December 9, 2019