Russian Bake Sale

Often confused for the common yet un-named sexual act where a woman bakes a cake and then eats it off of another woman's ass, a Russian Bake Sale is when you bake Bread, Cookies, or Muffins using traditional Russian recipes and then sell them to tourists.

Lisa:You know, we did an awesome Russian Bake sale yesterday!
Amanda:You ate a cake off of your girlfriend's ass!?
Lisa:What!? No! We sold Russian Tea Cakes and Paczki Doughnuts

by Bakky October 12, 2012

Russian coffee

A Russian coffee is a morning beverage consisting of a bottle of vodka with a splash of fresh brewed coffee

Austin: Hey Brad would you like an Irish coffee to start the day

Brad: No I'm a man not a little girl give me a Russian coffee

by The Jackel December 30, 2014

In Soviet Russia

Originated with Cold War comic genius Yakov Smirnoff.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party always finds you. -- Yakov Smirnoff

Popular on slashdot, appearances on Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama.

In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you.

by Saggy June 8, 2004

Russian Beerlette

A drinking game where a round of canned beer is served, but one can has been shooken up. The loser opens his/her beer and is sprayed in the face.

"Let's make all the hoes play russian beerlette, but shake up all the beers!"

by thegreg92 October 3, 2008

Russian Barbecue

Verb:
To cook any food with a flamethrower.
Noun:
Any food cooked with a flamethrower.

Aw, there's no way we can cook this turkey before everyone gets here... Let's just Russian Barbecue it!

Man, I'm starving... I could sure go for some Russian Barbecue!

by Professional Russian July 15, 2011

russian cunt

a person playing Counter Strike : Global Offensive in European servers mocking the russian race by mic or chat spamming cyka blyat in chat or with a mic. Also known as a "silver"

Look at that russian cunt. He thinks he's so cool.

by xXxXxX_Dust_XxXxXx March 10, 2017

Russian ceasefire

promising not to fire at civilians while firing at civilians

"Russia just annouced a ceasefire so that civilians can get away from urban ares"
"Dude... it is a Russian ceasefire"

by kakabus March 7, 2022