ruben

A nigga who is racist but blacked, he loves eating chicken and watermelon with some grape kool aid.

Person 1: Ruben stop trying to own me, im not black
Person 2: True, Go pick your own cotton
Ruben: Stfu nigger, go kys melon muncher

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023

Ruben

Ruben is a rlly hot guy who is the youngest in his family and who takes forever to respond but he’s Juan’s man

Who’s Ruben

by Juanreynoso713 July 9, 2023

Ruben

"Ruben" is a male first name that comes from "Rubani", of Punjabi origin, and means "Ruh (soul) of bani (guru ki vani/gurbani)".

I.e. "Soul of the Holy book". / "The essence of poetry"

Hey Ruben, let's grab lunch from that vegan spot near Sloane Square.

by Sav Cho June 15, 2023

Ruben

A big fat loser. Usually a Ruben will smell like trash, their usually broke and think there tuff, if you encounter a Ruben it’s best you avoid them because if not they will bother you until they get punched

Eww a fatass ruben

by Wonderofyou November 19, 2023

Ruben

Ruben is a tall attractive man and pulls all the sexy bitches. Has a 911 inch dick in his pants. His friends call him tripod or chikibae. He is a sassy man according to someone and has a dumbass friends named Jose that likes dick in his butt

Ruben dick to big

by Bick nick papa November 21, 2023

Ruben

an oranged haired monkey with very small dick

In this house lives a Ruben.

by wokter November 30, 2023

Ruben

He is the most handsome man in the world. He is kind, protective, funny, good listener, smart and all the good things you could imagine. He always remembers small details and makes you feel like the most fortunate girl in the world. He is the best friend you could have. He is very sportive too, and motivates you to be better, physically and as a person. He makes you feel special and wanted, he is the most special man in the world. I hope everybody gets to know someone like him.

X: I love Ruben
X: You are very lucky to have him

by snsnsnsnsnsnsn December 4, 2024