PAPER ROUTE

About your money. Focused and dedicated. Doing whatever it takes to make PAPER ( money )

CC:: YOUNG DOLPH

LLDOLPH

Just got my new job, working for Ikea bro… I’m on my PAPER ROUTE

I’m going to play basketball, over seas and be on my PAPER ROUTE

by Number Uno August 15, 2022

route 28

Road in Northern Virginia, especially in the DMV where you get the world's worst traffic (shut up LA and stop bitching.) The rich people tend to live away from here...

Idiot: Hey?! Wanna just take route 28?
Smart Person: Nah, gonna take like 3 hours... Let's hop on 29.

by DMVking August 30, 2016

Scenic Route

Having sex with a view.

We stayed at the top floor of a hotel and had a scenic route.

by Your Alpha October 7, 2021

Route-44 Gluck

giving head in a sonic drive in

“I am going to give Peter the Route-44 Gluck for taking me to Sonic.”

by cleaningdoritos October 16, 2022

Route 560

A route transferred from King County Metro to Pierce Transit because Pierce Transit pays their employees less which makes Daddy Sound Transit happy. It operates between Westwood Village, a shitty place to sleep, and Bellevue Transit Center, while also having a stop at SeaTac Airport which takes 15-20 minutes to fucking depart from.

"Wanna take the Route 560 to Westwood Village and get stuck at the airport for some reason and end up on a flight to Shanghai?"

by thebeatboxguy111 July 1, 2024

route 4

Road that comes from New York City and crosses over a few towns in New Jersey

At day time you might aswell just put your car in park because of traffic and say your prayers when the cars are moving because nobody knows how to drive properly

At night time if you live in the vicinity good luck sleeping because it becomes a racetrack from 12 am to 5 am, nonstop loud cars speeding by and backfiring

Route 4 needs to be closed forever

by SUMFURRYTHING September 16, 2023

chip route

On the surface a Chip Route, is a business or someone that delivers chip snacks to grocery stores or convenience shops. In the grocery business it is often used as a threat to underperforming employees in a derogatory way. It is in some circles thought to be a step down from a job that you already have . It is often used when someone is fired in a grocery store.

Hey man I heard the boss called you on the carpet about how bad you were at stocking the shelves. Joe in Frozen Food said he overheard him saying “ I’ll have you on a Chip Route unless you straighten up and do better” and “they’ll call you Chipper”

by King Yamayama November 30, 2024