roast beef curtain

In female humans, the outer labia. See also: meat drape

I was gonna fuck Bobbi Sue, but after examining her roast beef curtain, I decided against it.

by Jimmy July 10, 2003

roast beef curtains with mayo

hackneyed labia oozing with female smegma

that girl's pussy was so beat, it looked like roast beef curtains with mayo.

by Emma Putnam January 16, 2008

roast monkey nuts

Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.

Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.

We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.

by scodder June 1, 2010

roast beef slider

When a women farts wearing tight jeans it travels up her pussy lips and tickles the clit

Karen giggled to herself as she let go a roast beef slider on the subway

by Rawdawgy May 4, 2019

Roast beef with claws

Fatassed feet that have delicately painted claws with little flowers and diamonds done by some little vietnamese girl wearing a welders sheild to protect har face from the grindage coming off the claws.

Rachels feet looked like to roast beefs with claws in them sandals.

by MISTERESS PIMPTRESS X November 12, 2003

Roast Beef with Cheese

(noun) A dirty, stank vagina with long, stretched out, gray labia usually from being worn the hell OUT. A high probabiltiy of being a carrier for multiple STDs.

Bitch, please...you need to take 'yo nasty Roast Beef with Cheese to the clinic and get some antibiotics!

by starlight88 February 8, 2010

roast basset

Roast basset is what happens to basset hounds who misbehave.

"This roast basset is delicious," said Mrs. Pevensey, "was he very naughty?"

"Ooh yes," said Mrs. Penzance, "muddy feet, you know,"

"Mmm, terrible," said Mrs. Pevensey, "but to be fair, this roast testicle is scrumptious."

by scodder June 11, 2010