Retard

1) Someone who lacks any shred of common sense.

2) Someone who has no verifiable medical reason for acting in an idiotic manner.

3) Someone of normal IQ who just can’t seem to grasp the blatantly obvious.

4) Someone who ignores all scientific data in favor of their own idiotic ideology.

5) Someone who makes the EXACT SAME MISTAKE repeatedly, but just can’t figure out why they keep getting the same results

Sarah Palin is a retard, who’s youngest child is developmentally disabled, because he has Downs Syndrome.

by Highland Piper February 25, 2010

retardful

the remarkable act of exceeding stupidity by which a man with chipwich. also including but not limited to failure and also frankfurters?!?

if u don't know what retardful means then enter name here

by chip whichowitz October 23, 2008

Retardical

A act of retardedness that is so retarded it is purely radical.

*Man shits on car cuz fuck
Dammmn that was retardical

by Pornokingkonggong April 4, 2015

Retard

Someone who is named Gabe

Gabe is a retard homo

by JayPimPn June 23, 2019

Retard

The person reading this

This person reading this is a retard

by Hugedickfatassnigerdave1234567 July 25, 2019

Retard

People who go "YoU LosT OUr SnAPcHaT StreAK WtF wE CanT BE FriEnDS" or "I'Ve MoRE InSTAGram FollOwerS ThAn YoU"

Look at that fucking retard crying over Snapchat

by Cornelius123 April 28, 2019

Retardation

Someone or something that is so goddamn stupid that anything that comes out of their mouth drains your brain cells.

Someone having to look up retardation on the Urban Dictionary is absolute retardation.

by atomic07 May 8, 2019