Retard

1) Someone who lacks any shred of common sense.

2) Someone who has no verifiable medical reason for acting in an idiotic manner.

3) Someone of normal IQ who just can’t seem to grasp the blatantly obvious.

4) Someone who ignores all scientific data in favor of their own idiotic ideology.

5) Someone who makes the EXACT SAME MISTAKE repeatedly, but just can’t figure out why they keep getting the same results

Sarah Palin is a retard, who’s youngest child is developmentally disabled, because he has Downs Syndrome.

by Highland Piper February 25, 2010

Retard

A person, usually serving in congress. More specifically the house of representatives, which bans the use of "gendered" words but then continues to use them. Retards usually consist of members of the species Nancyeous Pelocius.

Oy bruv! that Retard over there just did something Retarded!

by The Right Gang January 21, 2021

Retard

A person who was dropped a a kid of just straight up stupid or retarded.

That kid is retarded

by ObamaGaming69SussyAmogus February 14, 2022

Retard

Aedan

Aedan is a Retard

by Lolool Meister January 28, 2019

Retard

People who go "YoU LosT OUr SnAPcHaT StreAK WtF wE CanT BE FriEnDS" or "I'Ve MoRE InSTAGram FollOwerS ThAn YoU"

Look at that fucking retard crying over Snapchat

by Cornelius123 April 28, 2019

Retardated

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.

the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements

by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022

Retardation

A slowing of mental decline in aging cosmologists and theory crafters with phd's.

Due to the physics of the Universe. Thankfully Retardation saved us from the Idiots who thought space was expanding. Retardation slowed the mental decline and headed back toward equilibrium.

by Uni - The Greatest Mtfer EVer July 14, 2023