Quarantelepathic

Being confined with your girlfriend or wife so long that she thinks she can read your mind.

I’ve been stuck in this house with this woman so long she thinks she’s Quarantelepathic. Stop finishing my sentences for me!

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Quarantining

Spending some time with someone u love, to prevent having to go out and do shit

“Hey yall. Nah i kant go to the party. Me & Twammy are quarantining”

by T Murdaaaaa October 28, 2020

quarantino chronicles

Activities done during quarantine.

Day 78 of the quarantino chronicles: I stared at a wall for an hour, chain smoked a pack of cigarettes on my front porch in my underwear, watched 10 hours of desperate housewives while binge eating and drinking vodka.

by Missmayhem23 March 1, 2021

quarantine bod

(quarantine bod); sudden weight gain from overeating because of being quarantined

I'm only home for two weeks and I'm already developing a quarantine bod.

by tomco March 18, 2020

Quarantings

A bunch of bayd bitches in quarantine or a group of tings in isolation.

AP: Yo whose comin over?
Chet: I got some hunnies that just got out of quarantine. You could call them my quarantings

by Snaplatts March 18, 2020

Quarantine Area

A danger zone (not the kenny loggins type) which causes any entrants hygiene to deteriorate rapidly and then contract various STDs. Condition worsens exponentially depending on a few things:
A) How long said person is in said zone.
B) If said person is naked while in said zone.
C) If a person touches anything while in said zone.

Interestingly enough, if a person is a permanent resident of the quarantine area they develop an immunity to the various ailments which can afflict mere mortals.

Holy guacamole Marlynn, Whit and James' room is a Quarantine Area! You had better get out of their quickly while your teeth are still white and your blood stream still pure!

by Soda Pop December 25, 2008

Quarantine/ Kwarantine

a state, period, or time of isolation during COVID'19 in which people have to stay indoors compulsory; especially nigerian boys and girls, and now the girl is pregnant 😂😂

- Ordinary stay at home, you don quarantine (pregnant)

- Anointing isolated the girl and now she don quarantine (Sentc..)

- Bammy Quarantine/ kwarantine the girl he isolated (Sentc..)

- Since the isolation began, yomi has been knacking and now the babe has quarantine for him (Direct Sentc..)

by Anointing 🦁 March 26, 2020