Quarantine Fifteen

A 'Quarantine Fifteen' is what happens when you gain some weight (15 or more pounds) during the COVID-19 Quarantine.

"Yo man, you're getting a little plump... Did you gain a Quarantine Fifteen or something?"

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 16, 2021

Quarantine Pussy

A female who’s attractive enough , that you would not mind being stuck with her at the house for a long period of time.

Dude that girl is so hot, she defiantly has that quarantine pussy.

by Zephyrhillspapi March 18, 2020

quarantine effect

Doing something dumb and blaming it on isolation from COVID-19.

I almost gave myself bangs when I woke up because of the quarantine effect.

I just ran 4 miles and oddly didn't feel thirsty because of the quarantine effect.

I just deep cleaned my whole house and then made myself Ramen because of the quarantine effect.

by why do people like cheese? March 24, 2020

Quarantine snacks

Food you eat when you stuck in the house for a long time and everyone is going crazy with social distancing and other shit

I’m bored in the house eating quarantine snacks

by Bawston69 April 1, 2020

Quarantine Dic

When you make a glory hole through a prostitutes facemask in order to comply with CDC guidelines behind the liquor store dumpster

Took my quarantine dic to get some essentials from liquor store alley Sally

by Evill April 16, 2020

Quarantine kickback

When as a result of quarantine due to the Coronavirus outbreak you have to FaceTime with your friends to smoke “together”.

Bro 1:Yo you tryna have a kickback?

Bro 2:Bro we’re quarantined what should we do?

Bro 1:Brooo! Let’s have a quarantine kickback!

Bro 2: faxxx call all the homies on FaceTime or any other video chatting services.

by Mega$toner420 March 17, 2020

Quarantine Crush

See a couple pictures, maybe check out other social media, see more pictures (not really case for you...you seem to be social degenerate)...if their first reply to you is lame...move on...plenty of fish in the sea...but wait...they are funny, witty, interesting...

Crap my quarantine crush is really ugly in person!

by Quarantine Shakespreare April 17, 2020