quantum shit

something amazing, awe-inspiring, or really really cool. implemented by The GI

Man, that is some quantum shit!

by JennyLi September 6, 2005

Quantumplate

When you're aware that you are in the quantum realm, attempting to decipher actions will which lead to the most desired probable outcomes.

I have been quantumplating the best way to get myself out of a negative situation ALL DAY.

Sometimes I need an Irn Bru to help me quantumplate the best way of a multivariate situation.

by Dr Emily December 21, 2022

quantum explode

quan.tum ex.plode (kwontahm eksploed)
-verb

definition: Something that is combusting and its remains are scattered throughout multiple dimensions.

1. My load just quantum exploded, missing her face by several plains of time.

2. My shit was the equivalent to boat pistons and I think it quantum exploded!

by Gnirps Eibbor February 10, 2009

quantum boredom

The act of being bored while you're supposed to be doing something else, leading you not only to be bored of the theoretical task but also being bored because you're doing nothing at the time.

Matt: Fuck, I'm procrastinating on this programming assignment because I have no motivation but yet the looming assignment makes it so I can't play Pokemon!
Stephanie: So you're bored of something you're not doing, and bored of not doing anything?
Matt: Well shit, I guess I have quantum boredom.

by futuresushi October 25, 2010

Quantum Fusion

The best fucking thing in the whole universe.

Quantum Fusion is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

by AnonymousSwagBag May 9, 2013

quantemplate

To go into seemingly deep thought or conversation about quantum physics or some other highly abstract topic. Usually happens when zoning out in class.

Class got boring, so Mark and I spaced out and just started to quantemplate the universe.

by russianseptember September 27, 2013

quantum dissipation mode

When something is completely quantum un-entangled from the world around it.

"My physics professor speculates that ghosts exist in quantum dissipation mode most of the time. However, he says that if their quarklets manage to get entangled again, they then become visible to us. It must be really cool to be a Prof and think crazy thoughts, but get paid for it."

by mimbijones May 3, 2015