A horn puppy is pretty much the same as a horn DOG, but a little more specific. It is used to describe someone who is perfectly sweet and charming but only wants to get in your pants. The difference between this and horn dog is that the horn dog doesn't bother being sweet or charming. It can also be defined as someone who uses the dumb "puppy-dog look" and licks their lips in a provocative way simultaneously.
by Clo-bo and Mo-bo June 3, 2009
Get the horn puppymug. by DirkD January 23, 2007
Get the puppy playmug. A Ruger Mark II .22 autoloader pistol with a supressor on the barrell. A very quiet pistol and gets it's nick name because it was used to shoot sentry dogs in Vietnam.
by IceWarm November 20, 2004
Get the hush puppymug. by Anjigirl May 23, 2018
Get the Sweater puppiesmug. The child of a yuppie mother whose main interest is in showcasing her ability to give birth at around 40 to a world that largely does not care, since it, too, is sipping Starbucks while pushing the carriage with the tot ensconsed and multi-tasking on a cell phone or other electronic device. Father is optional, should he exist.
"Oh, look! There goes Jennifer with her dog, her cell phone, her coffee, and her ergonomic baby carriage--oh, yeah, and that darling perfect infant Taylor, her Yuppie Puppy! So glad she's our real estate agent! And our wine-n-cheese friend! Honey, did you see the escrow papers? Something's weird..."
by Havokian May 14, 2006
Get the yuppie puppymug. When a woman lets her leg hair grow really long, then shaves in the bathtub. The little hairs stick to the tub, and it looks like a bunch of fur.
Me: Cheryl, did you shave the puppy?
Cheryl: No, I just hadn't shaved my legs in a month.
Me: Well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!
Cheryl: No, I just hadn't shaved my legs in a month.
Me: Well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!
by Puppylove January 8, 2009
Get the shave the puppymug. 1) The love between a young couple within a few weeks of getting together. Not really true love, more blind affection - immature, young love. Tyically occurs before one person becomes a bitch.
2) An act of beastiality. Usually illegal.
2) An act of beastiality. Usually illegal.
1) That relationship will never last - its a case of puppy love between those two
2) Dang, that puppy love sure chafed my dick
2) Dang, that puppy love sure chafed my dick
by barneyg June 20, 2003
Get the puppy lovemug.