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Punt Gun

When a man builds up semen by not ejaculating for days or weeks then attends a gathering where he beats off into a crowd ejaculating on many people at one time.
Dude I didnt beat off for 3 weeks and got all swolled up with the baby batter! I went to Lakesia’s party and spanked the monkey in a closet, when I was ready to blow I popped out and pulled a PUNT GUN blasting jizz on at least 6 people!”
by Deepthroat Dan February 11, 2021
mugGet the Punt Gunmug.

GPS punt

Don't rely on your phone's compass. You know which path is correct on the map but not on the ground.

Take one of the paths and check a minute later whether you have chosen the right path. Whether you were right or wrong, you have successfully used the GPS punt technique.

Derived from GPS and punt.
Walk leader: Turn around everyone, that was just a GPS punt. We actually want the other path.
by incognito1982 May 23, 2018
mugGet the GPS puntmug.

Cunt punt

When you aggressively kick a girl in the vagina simply for being a cunt.
Yo tasia is such a bitch. I am going to cunt punt her.
by Beia69 January 26, 2019
mugGet the Cunt puntmug.

Pussy Punt

while pussy eating, you thrust your hips and punt the girl's face forcefully off your pussy
I grabbed the bitch by the hair and pussy punted her off the bed.
by LezzBeHonest July 9, 2018
mugGet the Pussy Puntmug.

imp punt

A move so devastatingly horrifying typically in plants vs. Zombies garden warfare, 1 or 2, where an all-star presses the left bumper as soon as they make contact with anything that moves resulting in them killing you with it then t-bagging you typically because their father shows then no love or affection due to him leaving them at the age of 2
Plant: oh no! Its an imp punter!!!! What a fucking pussy
All-star: *left bumper spamming*

Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*
by Deez ur mom lmao October 31, 2021
mugGet the imp puntmug.

Punt this hing

When you kick an object full force with the intention of damaging something or someone.
"Hawl you , punt this hing ... NOW!"
by Bonemasonary August 1, 2018
mugGet the Punt this hingmug.

Fuck-Punted

To kick and launch, a person, animal, or inanimate object while fucking.
“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”
by FPunterman January 23, 2020
mugGet the Fuck-Puntedmug.

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