cunt punt

absolutely obliterating a womans fanny by booting the bitch 50 yards into the box

i just cunt punted Binks and she got gathered by Van Der Sar

by benjani November 28, 2019

Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.

Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.

by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019

punt-o'clock

The designated time to hit the pub with the boys to send this week's pay check on the donkeys and pan lickers. Usually occurs on pay day but is subject to change depending on financial positions. KICK... KICK.... KICK......

"it's punt-o'clock boys"
"hope the pay checks are in cuz it's punt-o'clock"

by Dennnyyy August 8, 2019

Cunt Punt

To prevent a straight male friend from getting laid. To remove his chances of vaginal intercourse from the playing field.

Adrian was pass out drunk while I was flirting with Karen and threw up on my bed, that guy is such such a cunt punter.

by Homoerectus420 January 30, 2018

Pussy punt

Femine version of cock-blocking. A female ruining the chance for another female to score sexually.

I was making a strong connection with Bob at the bar when Gina tried to pussy punt me.

by Bolligal February 2, 2017

Fuck-Punted

To kick and launch, a person, animal, or inanimate object while fucking.

“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”

by FPunterman January 23, 2020

Cliff punting

When you grab hold of a baby and punt it off a cliff, just for fun.

Damn, that baby cried so loud he almost made me want to go cliff punting.

by Strong Black Man February 11, 2020