promstitute

promstitute, n, is somebody, usually a random person that you hire to accompany you to your senior prom
*not to be mistaken with the word prostitute, promsitute services are not of any sexual nature, but merely for picture/quintessential high school purposes

For example, asking a classmate you prolly never talked to to go to prom with you because they prolly never got asked or didnt ask anybody, and of course, you dont want to look like a loser on one of the most important nights of your highschool career.
So, you ask, "Hey (insert name here), would you mind being a promstitute on prom?"

by kristothemae April 21, 2009

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Probst

Noun. From Middle High German probest 'superviser','provost' (from Latin propositus), an occupational name for the head of a religious chapter or educational establishment, or, since such officials were usually clergy and celibate, a nickname probably for a self-important person.

The probst at the church was very has very strict policies.

by B-rizzle December 19, 2018

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Devils Prostate Exam

sex move. Man covers hand in Tabasco sauce, and Fists someone, once hand is inside, he then makes devil horns.

Girl: Ouch my boyfriend gave me the devils prostate exam last night
Girl2: Ouch, is your ass okay?

by Hirohashmihung 2 September 26, 2008

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Prosti-tot

A female, that is younger than the age of 18, who dresses and appears (from a distance) to be an easy girl. When approached closer it becomes evident that they are too young and there would be jail time involved.

Prosti-tots are usually spotted from moving vehicles.

Yo vik! Look at the girl up ahead, she looks soo fine...

(distance becomes shorter)

Damn just another prosti-tot... I'm going to jail for saying that.

by HiImPat September 12, 2010

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