Jane the Prostitute

1. Joe the Plumber's sister or possibly cousin, who is not a licensed prostitute, but considers herself a hard-working blowjob-giver who should not have to share her wealth.

2. A generic term for any prostitute particularly when used in political debates as a rhetorical device.

1. McCain: So, I hear that Mr. Obama over here was talking to Jane the Prostitute the other day. and said you wanted to share the wealth..

Obama: No! That was Sally the Dishwasher! Or possibly Jagadambika the Urologist!

2. McCain: Jane the Prostitue shouldn't have to pay such high taxes, and Mr. Obama over here would love to just tax away everything she earns.

Obama: But reguardless of any of that, Jane the Prostitute would benefit from my health care plan. And this is why...

by joe the writer September 8, 2010

restitution to the institution of prostitution

paying child support for a kid you did'nt ask for and did'nt want when you paid basically for a night out with a bitch now heres a damn kid

I pay restitution to the institution of prostitution

by the enforcer.. the giver May 19, 2011

Prostitution

The illegal act of being paid for sex but it's not illegal if there is a camera involved.

Prostitution is how I got every STD know to man kind.

by Nickypoospriv March 1, 2017

prostitution

A woman (or man) that sells her ass (or his ass) to Republican senators and representatives.

Your mother is a prostitute. That is to say that she practices prostitution.

by 3Gdamnyousankmybattleshipbitch January 17, 2006

pro bono prostitute

Someone who'll have sex with anyone, anywhere, any time

i am a pro bono prostitute

by Bob Jefferies October 8, 2003

Prostitution

A job at Taco-Bell.

Prostitution in the restroom of a local Taco-Bell.

by Qualludes October 23, 2014

afghani prostitute

a blunt made up of roach weed and harsh as fuck

guy 1: yo i saved a bunch of roaches lets roll an afghani prostitute

guy 2: hell yeah ive got a blunt right here

by despres February 11, 2010