Protectoracy

The state of not doubting anything and continuously protecting one self and others.

The emperor of the world instilled protectoracy into all our minds so we can act out all the good deeds he expects us to accomplish.

by KEkdisone September 5, 2023

Protector of women

FRET NOT PLEBEIANS! The anemic former crackhead... The fat balding middle aged fast food manager... The hillbilly felon... And the hair midget pretending to be me... Are protecting you... And your kids... From me... The 6'2 mildly out of shape Brazilian male-model-looking genius creator of A.I.... You're safe now...

Hym "And don't worry guys! The assburgers who need to be watched around little kids, the YouTube parasites, and all the other random slobs are helping them do it too... You're saved! You're finally safe! Aren't you glad!? The protector of women has come! And he comes in the form of fat hairy slob... With a dash of anemic crackhead-retard... And a side of random guy pretending to be me... Hooray! Do you feel safe? Because this Midwestern single mom and this bloated abomination are, you know, keeping an eye on me.... Right? There won't be any funny business on THEIR watch! And I'd better watch my attitude to cuz the WIC dependent single mom and her new boyfriend are... Aware of my existence... And stuff... They all got your back! Do you feel it? Do you feel their protection... Washing over you like a cool mist? It's like being caressed in the gentle hands of God, isn't it? Like taking a nap in the supple bosom of Gaia the earth-mother... I think we're going to be alright... OH! Don't forget the whispy-mustached shit-lib beta-males! They're on it too! And the solipsistic incest-cult zealots! They're all on it! They've saved you... From having your insides rinsed... By my golden seed... That's... That's not what color it should be... There's something wrong there..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Prospecting

The act of prospecting involves when someone eats some corn then shits into a shifter to "pan for gold" by separating the golden nuggets of corn from their poop. They then eat the corn and repeat this process as many times as possible in search of an enternal kernel.

I really hate when I walk in on my dad prospecting in the bathroom.

by ProspectingProspector January 10, 2026

Projector

What only fan models do to boost ratings Believe it or not!!

I need a projector for clout purposes.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown January 12, 2026

Beybehs Protector

a person who protects animals and their rights

I am adopting a cat and giving it a nice home. I am a beybehs protector.

by Beybehs Protector West December 28, 2009

abb protectors

when you have fat protecting your six pack

this isnt fat from junk food its just my abb protectors

by fat joker July 6, 2010

drunk projector

When one gets drunk then proceeds to walk over to some little shit and beat the shit out of him then once done with the beating, finish by projectile vommiting all over the victim.
Bonus Points:
+5 - get all vomit on face
+10 - victim chokes and/or gags on vomit
+100 (Canadians only) - victim is deposited, after choking on vommit, into a large cold snow bank

I got so smashed last night and Zack thought he was the bomb so I drunk projected the little shit into a snow bank, eh?
Dude I got it all on camera!
I totally used the drunk projector all over zack!

by FuckingHammerTime January 10, 2014