zombie problem

When you or your friend lives in a minority neighborhood or low rent apartment complex, and you drive through the area trying not to hit people who are just walking around and staring through your window.

me: "Dude, what's up with all the people just walking around?"
him: "Nothing. We just have a zombie problem."

by billbobgeorgesamone August 4, 2007

Anal probe

A gadget used to dive deep into some ones anal cavity and give them some sort a sexual pleasure.

"Oooooooooo that anal probe is soooooooo GOOOOOOOOODDDD "(moans)

by Dannyboi June 19, 2006

Bea O'Problem

A B.O. (Body Odor)problem said when Bart on The Simpson pranks the local bartender,Moe Syzlak.

Moe's Tavern?Hello I need to speak to O'Problem first name Bea?Bea O'Problem?Bea O'Problem?Do I have a B O'Problem? Yes.

by Kye Miller October 7, 2003

probe

What aliens do to you once you have been abducted in to their space craft. Many abductee's claim this has happened to them, usually the alien probe is inserted in to the anus.
I cant explain to you why they like that particular intrusion.

"i got abducted by aliens in my sleep last night. I went in to their spaceship and they probed me up"
"that fuckin green alian sick fuck stuck his probe in my ass"
"if aliens abduct me, my over and under shotgun should end their little probe party"

by P.Rickshaw October 9, 2007

99 Problems

to have a lot of problems, but not girl problems.
from Jay–Z's song 99 problems, produced by Rick Rubin.

guy 1: "hey man, what's up with you and that girl from 5th period?"

guy 2: "99 problems man, 99 problems."

guy 1: "nice!"

by boom boom b July 26, 2004

classy problem

A type of problem that, for its low likelihood of occurrence, should not be taken into serious account. Popularized by Doug Heffernan on the King of Queens.

Roommate 1: If we both get lucky tonight, who gets to use the apartment.

Roommate 2: That's a classy problem, my friend.

by Kyle Rh. May 28, 2008

Big House Problem

When more than one person is over a house that is vast in size and one eventually leaves without the other because they assume they've already left due to the fact that they haven't run into each other in awhile.

George: "oh, you're still here!"
George" "your friend took off, she thought you left, so..."
Girl: "really?"
George: "that's what happens in a big house. It's called the big house problem."

by mashetee November 27, 2009