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dick present

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.
Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.
by Cman February 28, 2006
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pretentious

A word that describes the people that use it
Fred: "That was the most abysmal, misogynistic waste of time I'm likely to ever experience in this terrestial realm."

George: "Don't be pretentious. Just tell me you don't like American Pie next time."
by wsucoug August 23, 2011
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prevert

A softcore pervert. Someone who is at the early stages of becoming a "pervert" later in life. They might do things that other people around them consider 'naughty-minded' or 'off-taste' for the current situation.
He was drawing naked women on his school homework, the little prevert.
by Palidori June 12, 2004
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powerpaint presentation

When you have to give a presentation but can't quite figure out how to create charts and graphs in powerpoint, so you just use some drawing program like MS-Paint to make your pictures and paste them in.
Nifty gantt chart in your presentation. I didn't know Powerpoint could do that.

It can't. That was a powerpaint presentation.
by jigsawz67 March 19, 2011
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Push Present

A gift that materialistic women have come to expect for willingly carrying a child for 9 months.
"We're running out of diapers and baby supplies like crazy, and all this b!tch can talk about is the diamonds she wants for her push present."
by Tbizzz9582 July 30, 2015
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Prevert

A prevert is a person who pre-empts a pervert by doing to the pervert what they would have done to them, e.g. when a ballerina takes an illicit sniff of a foot fetishists loafer or when a child rapes a paedophile
"Mrs. Robinson? Mrs. Robinson? Hi, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your son Billy molested me last night. Molested me badly."

"Oh my god! Billy did?"

"Yes I'm afraid so."

"Hey, wait a minute, aren't you that paedophile that just moved into the area?"

"Err...yeah...Frank's the name. But I didn't initiate anything, I swear to god."

"Oh that's just mummy's little prevert taking matters into his own hands. I mean, you would have done it to him wouldn't you? Wouldn't you pervert?"

"Yeah...yeah I suppose I would."

"You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to surprise my Billy!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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suicide prevention month

Suicide prevention month is basically all of September! If you say it’s no simp September your a fucking dumbass.

If anyone is thinking about committing suicide then please get them out of that state..

Even though September is suicide prevention month please stop them even if it’s not September.
Person 1: Dude I’m so tired of this.. I’m probably gonna let go.

Person 2: Please don’t bro, you have so much to live for, plus it’s suicide prevention month, please don’t.
by blanket.png September 2, 2021
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