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Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.
Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.
by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020
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Presentation Hog

Someone who did some of the work, but does most or all of the presenting.
Shirley presented almost all my ideas, she's such a presentation hog!
by hawc November 5, 2009
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Non-present Cuck

A person who enjoys watching their partner get fucked by other people, only while they are watching via a webcam.
This guy I’m seeing is a non-present cuck.
by Daddy word smith July 14, 2025
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divine present

Pronunciation: /dəˈvaɪn ˈprɛzənt/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Divine Present (phrase, noun) - A phrase of biblical comprehension signifying a benediction.
2. A gracious favor bestowed Diue (God).
Significance:
• It defines “Divine Present” as a phrase related to biblical comprehension.
• It connects the phrase to a benediction or blessing.
• It attributes the benediction to Diue, representing God.
• It emphasizes the concept of grace and favor.
Phrase: divine present
Examples:
• “The nascence of the child was viewed as a divine present.”
• “Numerous perceive the opportunity as a divine present.”
• “The existence of a divine present is believed to be real by the congregation.”
• “The priest considers faith as a divine present.”
• “The survivor admitted the rescue as a divine present.”
by Dmitrio January 24, 2025
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Presentate

When a child forgets how to say “present” so they say this word instead because of their lack of vocabulary.
“Okay guys, I am going to presentate my project.. w-wai-wait a minute....... oh sh-“
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pop present

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a father by the mom of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.
n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a father by the mom of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.
by Yippee_Ki_Yey June 2, 2025
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