Pastarazzi

Foodie bloggers who insist on taking pictures of their meal at nice restaurants.

We would have enjoyed our meal if not for the Pastarazzi and their camera flash.

by machaus December 30, 2007

i'd rather jack off to pasta.

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.

"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."

by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008

pasta bake

Quite simply, a variation of rhyming slang for "masturbate"

Sometimes useful as a stealth word, as most people (especially the older generation) have no idea what you're on about.

"Hey Dave, lets go get drunk"
"Gimme 5 dude, I'm just whipping up an extra creamy pasta bake"

by Andy R December 24, 2006

pastavazool

being an idiot in a predicted way

that woodshop student skipped class. What a pastavazool

by kjfijrf November 21, 2007

making pasta

A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced by males, this phrase gained popularity as earlier phrases like "be right back" or "going to the bathroom" became too obvious.

Ted: "Dude, I tried to message you on MSN but you were 'away'"
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."

by amish_rabbi23 July 14, 2009

pastapastacious

Amazingly hot chick with huge baps, normally very slutty.

Check out that pastapastacious over there Daaaaamn! She's a proper prakatan.

by Vikstarr May 10, 2009

pastamagoria

A mixture of pastas. When you have several boxes of half-empty pasta, mixing them together creates pastamagoria.

This pastamagoria is off the hook -- it has rotini, macaroni, AND fusilli!

I don't get paid for another week, so it looks like pastamagoria tonight.

by v3louria October 29, 2010