Brain Problem

A phase for police in Hong Kong to use. Police use this phase to reply foreigner if foreigner asks police question with english or other non-chinese language. Using this phase allows police to get away from the conversation.

Hong Kong police ; 'Hey! You there! Who are you?'
Foreign Press : 'My name is Brian, wht's the problem?'
Hong Kong police : 'Brain Problem?'

Foreign Press : '???'
Hong Kong police : '???'
Conversation end

by Whothehellcarewhtmynameis October 19, 2019

Brenden Problem

Problems that your typical Brenden would have. Like breaking a chair out of frustration then deciding that you actually needed the chair to sit in and kept the chair.

"I threw my controller on the ground and now it's broken but I really still want to finish this game."

"Sounds like a Brenden Problem"

by Iaea August 10, 2019

Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna

Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.

by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017

Statistics Problems

We say that a study's design is not biased if which of the following is true?
Answer: no outcomes are systematically favored

Mrs. Y has great Statistics Problems on her tests.

by user_1223332323 November 5, 2020

Horse Problem

A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.

"This breakup healing process is just a horse problem."

by whyen October 23, 2022

Vikaasian problem

The conundrum of the observer seeing that which he does not remember and remembering that which he does not see.

Memory-appearance conundrum.

The Vikaasian problem asks why human beings remember the past and not the future. The future can be seen.

by sandraxine December 13, 2018

Problem-attic

The brain of someone who is always saying how they find things problematic.

Karen found that joke you told problematic.

That’s no surprise, since her whole head is just one problem-attic, nobody really cares what she has to say anymore.

by MacPherson McFly June 18, 2021