Poser

Any one who does not follow his/her own ideas of what he/she likes. Following no one set norm makes you real and following no one set norm makes you poser. Poser is governed not by the clothes, music, or makeup you wear, but rather by the state of your mind and the conformity to your own beliefs.

Posers conform to the beliefs of others.

by Alive June 23, 2003

Poker suicide

Going all in with a lousy hand just to end the poker night.

"He went in with a 7/2?"
"Yeah, it was poker suicide, he has to work in the morning."

by Paul Dick February 5, 2008

Cotton Poker

When you have to go poop so bad that it is touching the cotton of your underwear.

Aubrey has to shit so bad she's got a cotton poker.

by Tiffany Dixon June 11, 2006

poser

Virtually every kid in my school. They're almost all middle class, suburban white kids, who wear there pants to their ankles, and say they're "gangsta". 1, maybe 2 kids have any ties to gang activity. You ain't a gangsta, so pull your pants up!

poser gangsta: Wassup White boy?

Me:You're just as caucasian as me

him: ...

by A regular kid November 29, 2006

Jiggery Poker

Is an alternative expression for slap and tickle, sex, shag, a good time, romp, fuck etc

So, did you get some good old 'jiggery poker' last night then?

by teknonutter July 19, 2005

Doe Poker

A male who is so self-concious of his penis size that he opts to use a Dildo to satisfy his lover and pass it off as the real thing. The dildo is often kept in the underpants of the male on the evening that sex is expected. When the female is ready for sex, the male says that he needs a drink of water before he starts, and proceeds downstairs where he can heat the dildo either in the microwave, or with a lighter. Doe Pokers can be identified by their dislike for oral sex and their insistence on fornicating in the dark.

I thought Brian was hung like a Black Ox, but it turns out that he is nothing more than a Goddamned Doe Poker!

by Meatman January 15, 2006

poser

A word popularized by the teenagers of this generation. It is used to describe someone who is "biting off" another person, and one who tries to fit in with a group. Honestly, no one even gives a shit about who are "posers" and who aren't. In today's logic, any newcomer is a poser, or anyone who decides to wear something else or listen to something else is a poser. The word is used to bash those who try new things regardless of reason for doing so, and it's one of the most overused words by teenagers. It is mostly used by people who have no self-esteem and resort to talking down to other people or friends to satisfy themselves. Seriously people, fuck off already.

Guy #1: Dude, stop wearing LRG, you're such a fucking poser!
Guy #2: Whateva, I do what I want!

by Anonymous Dude February 25, 2008