Post-Date Depression

Usually occurring the day after you go on a date with your girlfriend/boyfriend when you feel extremely sad and lonely because you had such a fun time with that person and now you miss them a ton.

"So how was your hangout with Chloe last night?"

"Aw, man it was amazing, but I've got some serious post-date depression right now. I miss her like crazy. AHHH!"

by Fitz11 August 19, 2009

post bday facebook drought

When an individual does not receive any comments or notifications on their facebook for a period of time after their birthday because everyone figures they've had enough wallposts and attention for awhile and because nobody has anything else to say that is considered relevant.

Friend posts on wall: Hey man how you've been?
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!

by ooooooooaaaaaahhh January 13, 2011

Post Drinking Hornies

A medical condition (not-yet-scientifically classified) whereby a person gets unusually horny following an epic drinking binge. Side effects include an uncontrollable desire for coitus and/or masturbation. This phenomenon is particularly unusual because the patient is generally suffering simultaneously from the normal side effects of overindulging in alcohol consumption.

One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.

You go on a bachelor party vacation to Cabo San Lucus or Las Vegas. Say you drink Thursday-Saturday night non-stop. On Sunday, and possibly even Monday, you may feel extremely horny. This is what is referred to as "The Post Drinking Hornies".

by Water Bison July 23, 2013

Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.

Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.

Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

by Screw Liberals June 24, 2016

Post-nut powwow

After rawdogging a chick and blowing your load in her vagina, remain inside the female and engage in non-sexual related conversation.

Mike brought up Jane's obsession with Rick and Morty after cumming inside her resulting in a post-nut powwow.

by Rowdorr July 30, 2016

Post camp depression

An extreme feeling of sadness after summer camp is over. Nothing to do, nobody to talk to and you can’t do anything but just sit there are ball your eyes out.

Man this post camp depression is really hitting hard

by THC18469 August 14, 2019

Post dash clarity

After consuming your food and realizing you’ve spent way to much on DoorDash you are now aware of the money you just wasted. Similar to post nut clarity.

Person A : “Bro I just got some Hardee’s delivered to my door but damn this is gonna hurt my bank.”
Persona B: “Ahhh I see that post dash clarity is setting in.”

by SQuiet July 15, 2021