Big,strong,muscular hunk who makes girls go crazy everywhere he goes. His activities involve bullying kids, weight lifting, and taking trash.
by Chekosoncm May 13, 2018

by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010

a bully to MK. Jack Porter throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster, and swings his elbows at Krostan. Despite this, Jack Porter still remains to be an excellent queen! Jack Porter does NOT satisfy his wife Graco.
MK: Jack Porter whips me everyday in the hallway.
Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!
Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!
by young gen c November 4, 2019

by Snapper2001 February 22, 2024

you are a porterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by IDISLIKEPORTERS May 25, 2023

Porter: a noun
A porter is a blond, tall, guy. A porter is almost always a gamer and lacks basic human decency. Many porters struggle with repeatedly using the phrase “did I ask”
A porter is a blond, tall, guy. A porter is almost always a gamer and lacks basic human decency. Many porters struggle with repeatedly using the phrase “did I ask”
by BookReaderSara February 22, 2021

by Hicuss June 7, 2021
