Porn

A magical place, where you can JERK OFF WITHOUT BEING CAUGHT WHILE BEING CAUGHT U GET A VIRUS

this is where all the horny kids to is going to porn sites

Ivan: Hey Boris u wanna watch tv?
Boris: Yeah
(Walks into the room)
(Hooks up pc to tv)
(types pornhub.com)
Boris: O no not porn
Ivan: Jerks off in Boris face

me: end me

by cocoaCOCKA August 12, 2018

porn

porn=yummmmmmy...

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by eLeMeNt4LyFe 04 October 4, 2003

porn

images of naked people.

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by vartansgal October 12, 2003

porn

what gets me up in the morning to keep living life.

i dont wanna go to work, i just want to jerk the gerkin all day to some porn!

by mcmuffin fucking March 14, 2011

porn

something only guys who cant get laid watch

Mike: You watch porn?
Matt: Yes
Mike: Sad

by Schleypops December 31, 2008

porn

Something people watch for sexual sensations and because they can't get a mate of their own.

Unmarried man: Hey did you watch any porn last night??

Married man: Why the hell would I?! Porn is for people like you who can't get a girlfriend!

Unmarried man: . . .

by ethanabiss April 9, 2010

porn

21th century way to humiliate mankind.

porn is produced by haters and watched by idiots.

by truckerman July 23, 2016