poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

by Archonoclast January 27, 2008

Voodoo Poonanny

Voodoo Poonanny is the desription of a woman's sexual organs that once a man is intimiate with he loses all common sense and impulse control.

Hans got fired today because the girl he was dating had Voodoo Poonanny. No matter how bad she treated him he couldn't quit trying to talk to her. Finally after she told him he couldn't have it anymore he called her ranting and raving because and his boss overheard the conversation.

by Pops & Gramps September 11, 2009

poon sniffer

one who sniffs poon. (say it in a western accent)

yer a got dang poon sniffer

by poonnannie July 12, 2007

poon gazer

gynecologist

My wife went to see her poon gazer today. Turns out it's another chick. How hot is that!

by amanis December 9, 2008

Poon Up

What a woman gets when she goes to the gynecologist.

Had to go to the gyno to get a poon up.

by vaginosis November 14, 2011

Poon breath

The fishy smell one obtains in their mouth when they have been eating a plethora of poon.

Can be used to insult someone, or used as a word for "good" like "sick" or "dope".

(side note: eating tuna is a risk)

"Charlene, I think your boyfriend has been cheating on you! He's got a real bad case of the Poon Breath."
"Oh no that's just because he had been eating tuna"
"Oh. That'll be it."

"Hey Lester, you're such a Poon Breath!"

"Duuuuude, that is SO Poon Breath" *thumbs up*

by Ruby Dorisday April 2, 2014

poon spittoon

While balls deep in sexual intercoarse, with a chew (tobacco) in your lip, one spits the tobacco juice into the action zone for added nicotine pleasure with a side of lube.

"I totally gave some chick from the bar a good old poon spittoon last night!"

by Geo Metro July 12, 2016