The game that has kept me in it's clutches for the past few years.
I live for pokemon. I'm not up for pizza again, but a calzone is just too messy, I'll have a p'zone.
by Kenshin December 2, 2003
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Characters are Dumbasses
Pikachu is a very stupid pokemon and example
by Joe March 23, 2005
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Something that is now good because the crazy butt-children have now decided to hump their yugioh cards. yugioh sucks. alot.
Whats with the pokemon cards? (this is carol and every other child)
Nothin, im using them to curse yugioh.(this is me)
why does yugioh suck??
...
WHY???
FUCK YOU!! *lasergun shot*
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ok first of all. all the games are practicly the same. so all of u idiots who say red blue and yellow are great but the others are horrid. are just full of shit. catching 150 pokemon and catching like 450 isnt that big of a deal. alllso. for u dicks who say the card game is horrid are idiots. the game takes skill. and good times making ur oerfect deck. i just wanted to put that in there. oh. and i agree that the new episodes of the show suck balls.
ill use my pokemon card bill and draw two cards from my deck! chaaaaa
by bonewolf June 15, 2008
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1. (Plural Noun)
The group of people in your school who never stopped watching Pokemon, fail to bathe on a daily basis, become strangely obsessed with the marching band and instruments that they can't play for shit, and draw furries.
1. "The Pokemons are talking about band again."
2. "The Pokemons are looking at furries in the computer lab."
by AmazinglySexy December 3, 2006
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a video game and card game that encourages slavery
Person 1: I captured and enslaved pikachu

Person 2: Have you taught it values such as obediance and loyalty yet. It makes pokemon evolve

Person 1: No ... How do i do that

Person 2: Try using a whip
by KABAWAT April 13, 2006
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A very child oriented RPG made in Japan (place where all the crazy shit came from) in the good old year of 1995. Strange but true, its mayoritie of players are college smoke joints post teenagers, not children.
It can drive an asshole fullretard
This game is made for children, but my asshole father is playing it.
Yeah. Just like he got vicious with Pokemon, what a tool
by wanker of the ass of the world February 24, 2014
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