The Hokey Pokey

A dance widely recognized as 'what it's all about'.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around: that's what it's all about!

by tarnishedlemon June 2, 2011

pooey bum hole

a situation when an evacuation of gas from the bottom releases small but significantly muddy quantity of poo

'oh dear ive just guffed i now have a pooey bum hole ' exclaimed mary.

by bumholio October 8, 2005

Pokeybear

Known for being attracted by the jache's out there. Pokeybears are polar bears. Known for being awesome. They are known to have great voices and a friendly personality. They are usaully loved by everyone.

Look at that pokeybear over there, he is so cool!

Look at that pokeybear over there walking on the beach next to that jache.

by oh lordy November 2, 2011

pooey needle

a needle that is covered in shit which you inject up your ass before masturbating.

chloe had seen a beautiful picture of jack brice and needed a pooey needle.

by Pooey Me July 23, 2012

pokey

.Noun

A sharp object, typically a swiss-army or pocket knife used to inflict pain on someone.
Primarily used as a weapon of defense for teens in the inner cities.

Pokey

Bro, 2 dudes were on the train and tried to rob me for my Iphone. I had the pokey on me though so I just started pokin niggas.
Blood was leaking everywhere shit was crazy.

by realN February 10, 2014

Pokey Men

That thing your grandkids are always talking about.

Grandkid1: Grandpa, would you get me the new pack of pokey men cards?
Grandfather: ...? sure

by Mr. Mapleleaf March 20, 2017

Pokey

Running behind, putzing, slow.

We had to leave little orphan Jimmy behind, he was pokey.

by AK26 August 3, 2005