potato

me, a starch.

wow im such a potato man

by tommothetiny December 19, 2020

Potatoes

One of many things that is better than cheese. But we all know they're better together.

Potatoes are so much better than cheese

by POTATOES > CHEESE September 20, 2019

Potato

A silencer for a gun

And if a nigga got a problem, bitch, I got the four pound

Put a potato on the barrel, bitch, it won't make a sound

-Comethazine

by Bs11111111111 August 27, 2019

Potato

A girl who knows she's super cute but refuses to admit it so she hides behind calling herself a potato even though she is gorgeous.

I'm not cute I'm a potato.

by Iwinalix:) March 24, 2019

Potato

The bestest thing in all existence!

"Dude that car is so potato"

by DaPotatatatatoWorshipper March 30, 2019

Potato

Potato is a legendary food consumed by gods and angels. It is said that it could bring destruction upon nations that did not produce it nor consume it. It is considered by some as a great god in itself as it manifests god-like power when consumed or cooked using appropriate methods.

Oh my god, it is a potato

by Potato is great May 3, 2020

Potato

The sensational food with flavorful flavor. People often refer to potato’s as supercalifragalisticexpealidocious or yummy when they eat them. An alternate word for potato is scrub. I disagree with this as scrub does not fit with the extraordinary taste of potato’s. I would recommend carrying a potato around with you at all times just I case you are in urgent need of a snack. Or if a friend asks you for a snack on the go you will pull out a irresistible potato and your friend will not be able to believe their eyes.”A potato!!!”, They would cry with tears of joy,”Thank you for quenching my hunger! It tastes very, veeeeeery good.” Potato’s produce potato chips, mashed potato a place in your heart, and french fries.

Vikki:what is that you are holding,Katharine.
Katharine:oh, why this, Vikki, is my to-go potato.

by Tragicc February 16, 2019